Satisfyer Vibes Rechargeable Petting Hippo

Satisfyer Vibes Rechargeable Petting HippoAs featured in If you know us, you'll know that we aren't big fans of sweeping statements, so please excuse the one that's coming. Chances are, you've never had the opportunity to pet a hippo. If you have, we're a little jealous, but also kind of okay with it. The Petting Hippo from Satisfyer's brand new Vibes line seems a little safer, definitely less muddy and a heck of a lot sexier than the real thing (no offence to hippos!). The Hippo's adorable

offering precision of handling and even more control of each administered smack with an attached leather strap for added security

held steady by the wearer's mouth

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the vibe's blissful bumps warm quickly and naturally to meet body heat during play- for a more dramatic effect

You could also hand off an included remote to your partner

Physics is not our forte

it requires just one simple AAA battery to get buzzin' in 10 possible rhythms

You'll also get lots of added leverage no matter what the position

this creative tool contributes to an overall more pleasurable sexual experience

if you prefer) massage is

it's also nice and lengthy

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