Custody Battle [Onslaught]

Custody Battle [Onslaught]Set: Onslaught Type: Enchantment Aura Rarity: Uncommon Cost: {1}{R} Enchant creature Enchanted creature has "At the beginning of your upkeep, target opponent gains control of this creature unless you sacrifice a land." Goblins resolve disputes by splitting everything straight down the middle.

{T}: Target creature gets +2/+0 and gains vigilance and haste until end of turn

search your library for an Aura card that could enchant it

Set: Black & White: Base Set Type: Fire Rarity: Common Retreat cost: Colorless

not even when she turns people into Lizards

It's bigger than it thinks

Dragons Type: Instant Rarity: Common Cost: {5}{R} Fiery Fall deals 5 damage to target creature

Set: Neo Discovery Unlimited Type: Colorless Rarity: Common Retreat cost: Colorless

except it's an enchantment in addition to its other types

Set: Magic 2010 Type: Creature — Dragon Rarity: Mythic Cost: {6}{R}{R} Flash

Set: Sun & Moon: Unified Minds Type: Dragon Rarity: Ultra Rare Retreat cost: Colorless

and I dropped my sword and wept at the idiocy of war

at the beginning of the next end step