Last Night a Bidet Drenched My Wife : ...and other misheard lyrics by @Trouteyes with Moose Allain

Last Night a Bidet Drenched My Wife : ...and other misheard lyrics by @Trouteyes with Moose AllainBrilliantly funny misheard lyrics and outrageous earworms'Six o'clock already I was just in the middle of a dream. I was kissing Danny DeVito by a crystal blue Italian stream.''I was loooking for some action and all I found were cygnets and a waterfall.''When I get that feeling I need saxophone cleaning.'Funny, surreal, absurd and occasionally embarrassing, everyone has a misheard lyric moment. From simple mistakes like 'If you don't Naomi by now. You

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