This Book Is Not a Present

This Book Is Not a PresentA hilarious picture book companion to I Don't Want to Read This Book by actor Max Greenfield. We all know kids who carry a book everywhere they go. Kids who can't stop reading, even if it's long after bedtime. Kids who love nothing more than sitting quietly in the corner, turning page after page This book is a love letter to all the other kids. The ones who wouldn't dream of asking for a book as a present. The ones who unwrap the box hoping to find

and Vin and the other members of Kelsier's crew

but Heidi is fascinated by his long beard and bushy grey eyebrows

over three days

until the moment he discovers she's the irresistible Miss Misdial he's been sort of sexting for weeks—and now he has to decide whether to turn the heat up or ghost her before things get messy

A CAPTIVATING MYSTERY ABOUT A MISSING MOTHER

And the next day

civilization as we know it came to an end

Sabran the Ambitious has married the new King of Hróth

rustic ski chalet high in the French Alps doesn’t sound like the worst problem in the world

Dev always scripts the perfect love story for his contestants

“The Agatha Christie of our generation” (David Baldacci

Eleonore's been dreaming of breaking the spell and severing the witch’s head for centuries