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Mother Ducker Crew Socks
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Ships within 48 hours · Estimated delivery Jul 11 - Jul 16
Description
Mother Ducker Crew SocksWarning: These socks contain fowl language. If youve ever wanted to strut around with a duck that gives zero quacks, congratulations, your oddly specific wish has been granted. Happy Impulse helped us hatch these, and theyre ready to waddle into your sock drawer and cause a little chaos. Slip them on and strut like you own the pond. Designed by the queer owned rebel art shop, Happy Impulse.
Comfortably cover your feet with the Vampire Bats Crew Sock
yet it's lightweight and dries super fast
or perhaps vampires sucked all the life out of them
Dumpsters become ballrooms and dustbins become cozy retreats
A perfect gift for moths - er
Exactly what every wardrobe needs
His three heads will guard the underworld
But only a little bit
No numbing agents required
Are your old socks knocking on Death's door
Perfect for those who've mastered the art of play (and occasionally the art of spectacular digital defeat)
you know he'll always be there
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